Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but you now run on AA batteries

I wish I could throw fireballs

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but they burn your fingers when you do.

i wish i could skate on subway tracks using the electricity.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can no longer take a bath or shower without risk of electrocution

I wish I had a Chocobo

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's inbred.

i wish i could increase hard drive size at will.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you're unable to increase it higher than 500MB

I wish for faster internet

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but every time you get above 500 kb/s, the computer crashes.

i wish for rarity's magic.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it only works when you're in Equestria

I wish I had a shark with a laser attached to it's head

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's prevented from being delivered by the ASPCA.

i wish for the ability to print stuff from my mind.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it prints out embarrassing mental images without control ^_^;;

I wish I had an Apple II

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's a maquarium.

i wish i could redecorate without moving.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can only redecorate in a theme you don't like

I wish I had the power to kill fleas

[Chocofreak13]

granted; you kill them with nuclear power and irradiate the former host.

i wish i could remove headaches when they occur.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now you have to deal with achy feet

I wish I could do a barrel roll

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you fall out of the plane every time you do.

i wish i could control the stuff on tv with a snap of the fingers.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it always works against you (Snap fingers, the music video for a song you hate starts playing really loudly)

I wish I had a different job