Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Justin]

Granted. You forget to wish that you were in water.
I wish for more MSN accounts.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, but the "MSN IS NO LONGER FREE" chainmail finally reaches M$ and comes true. Sucks to be you.


I wish for micro-phones. (not microphones.)

[NekOSaka]

The world is given Tiny phones, they are all rotary.

I wish for an action packed adventure with Christopher Walken.

[wahdegreat]

Granted. A one way trip to no-where island with Christopher Walken (a 65 years old retired mailman from Ohio).

I wish to have powers like Spiderman.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You can now spew your idiotic "How-did-i-shot-web-wtfbbq!?" spam all over the interweb. Have fun.


I wish for a rail gun.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, but the first time you try to use it you load the rail in the wrong direction and it gives you a few new piercings and a nice scar to boot.

I wish I had a FLAMETHROWER

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You didn't tell me it was supposed to work properly, though, so it malfunctions on the first try and explodes in your face. -w-



I wish for...a yellow submarine.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, but without the Beatles to control it you accidentally go too deep on your first dive and it implodes.

I wish I was an Angel.

[NejinOniwa]

As you utter the wish, you stumble slightly upon your tongue, forming the word "had" instead of "was". Your punishment is an infinite assault of an old, crappy Nightwish song.



I wish wishing was illegal. Highly.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, you get sent to jail for making that wish since statute of limitations is 90 days, during which time old cases may be brought back up.

I wish I had my own research facility.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. It explodes when you enter.

Added after 30 seconds:

I wish I had a very large chunk of meat. On a stick.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, but the meat in question is roast human.

I wish I had cybernetic implants.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. I implant them and hack into them the moment I'm finished. Now it REALLY sucks to be you. -w-

(and what was that? Roast human tastes like chicken, you know! delicious. try harder!)


I wish for world peace...AS IF.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, we send all humans to Jupiter so that the planet earth can have peace. Until Monkeys evolve into humans anyway.

I wish I had the ability to make something happen just by wishing it.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. However, you do not know yourself how to use it, or even THAT you have it. OSHI-HARUHI~



I wish for a car running at 2.4 jiggawatts.