Forum Games: Break a Wish

[IanDanKilmaster]

Granted, the United States is now an African colony...
there's so many meanings for "motherland" doncha know?
I wish dis pollen would cease & sekkle! coverin' everythin'.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. All pollination processes around the world skip to an immediate halt and never resurface. Flowers wither, die and the green spots of the world quickly turn into a muddish brown. Humanity can only watch as the pale blue dot becomes less and less habitable...until they finally can't, because they're all...


transformed into BLIND GOLDFISH

I wish for global lampshading.

[IanDanKilmaster]

Granted, the entire world turns into an episode of Excel Saga... but it turns out everyone in the world has a poor sense of humor.

I wish every audible electronic device could only play some form of The Girl from Ipanema.

[Chocofreak13]

granted; it plays it at a frequency that makes your ears bleed. ;___;

i wish for moar compys to play with :3

[IanDanKilmaster]

Granted, hope you're fond of VTech...

I wish for a steampunk reality.

[Chocofreak13]

granted;  but all the technonogy is powered by pieces of YOU.

i wish for technomancy powers. ^^

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you electrocute yourself by using them.

i wish for the ability to change the song stuck in my head itunes style.

[Acher13]

Granted, but you need to use headphones now to listen to your thought.

I wish people will avoid me more in public.

[Chocofreak13]

Granted, but this is achieved through use of massive amounts of BO. Prepare to have EVERYONE avoid you....

I wish I could know what specific type of plant a plant was just by looking at it.

[Acher13]

Granted, but you lost all your knowledge about the computer.

I wish to have a peaceful night.

[Chocofreak13]

Granted; but this comes at the price of all future "rowdy" nights....

i wish for the ability to beam food directly into my tummy.  :3

[Acher13]

Granted: But now you'll always hungry.

I wish for an ability to duplicate anything I want at my own will by simply touching them.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it also duplicates yourself. AAARRRMMMMY OF CLOOONNNESSS~

i wish for ability to instant-download anything on the net i wish.

[Acher13]

Granted: One download per 24 hour tho, so make sure you choose what to get.

I wish to be struct by lightning and comes out without any injury.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but now everything you touch gets zapped by that same bolt of lightening.

i wish for unlimited paypal account.