Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Cockleshell]

Granted, but you accidentally SHOOT YOUR GENITALS OFF

I wish for a fish.

[IanDanKilmaster]

Granted - I present you the corpse of one Albert Fish... I hear he smacks of moth balls.

I wish for some Robotussin.

[Chocofreak13]

granted; you are given a vial of cherry sugar-water.

i wish for every tv channel to play Law and Order: Special Victims Unit every hour of every day till then end of time.

[zjhentohlauedy]

Granted. but it will only play episode 4

i wish that then one who grants this wish dies a horrible death

[Chocofreak13]

granted: i haunt you for the rest of your days.

i wish for the ability to control internal tempature of objects and people at will.

[IanDanKilmaster]

Granted, but your own temperature overheats after each use.

I wish for a lucky Buddha statue.

[Chocofreak13]

granted; it attracts bad luck.

i wish for MOAR SONGS O_____O and time

[IanDanKilmaster]

Granted, but they're all by that band you hate... you know the one.

I wish for less marsh.

[Chocofreak13]

granted; it freezes into MOAR ICE.

i wish for live tv-pausing powers.

[Bella]

You pause REALITY instead. FOREVER.

I wish for six months more winter! ;O;

[NejinOniwa]

Granted by the Nuclear Winter clause, you cause a missile war between all the equipped nations and there you go. Beware of various side effects... -w-;


I wish for PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION THAT ACTUALLY WORKS (for the US, at least)

[Chocofreak13]

granted, though YOU must fund it.

i wish for MOAR CLASS TIEM

[Red-Machine]

Granted, the school day is now extended to 12 hours.

I wish for an nVidia GeForce 8800 Ultra.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. It is made out of 35% raspberry, 9% marshmallow and 205% YOUR DOG.
THAT IS 249% MOTHERFUCKETH

I wish for a spin-o-meter.

[Red-Machine]

Good thing I don't have a dog. :smoke:

Granted, but it doesn't spin.

I wish for the United States to revoke its independance and come back to the motherland!