Forum Games: Break a Wish

[IanDanKilmaster]

Granted but you can only read them from the bottom of their feet... have fun being known as "the foot weirdo" XP.

I wish I could still drink coffee.

[Seamore]

Granted, but because of poor harvest around the world, coffee price skyrocket to kingdom come.

I wish for a new alarm clock.

[IanDanKilmaster]

Granted but it's atomic and always set to go off at 3AM.

I wish for methadone.

[Chocofreak13]

granted; but it's misspelled as "methodrone" and is turned into an amusement park ride by disney.

i wish for a never-ending bottle of coca-cola that never loses its fizz. :3

[zjhentohlauedy]

granted but it doesn't stop fizzing. get ready for a big mess..


i wish for some cake!

[IanDanKilmaster]

Granted - one urinal cake coming up!  Ewww... I hope it isn't used...

I wish for a hammer.

[zjhentohlauedy]

A BAN HAMMER.... oN YOU!


i wish for world peace

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, you ge-YOU'RE LYING. (╬ಠ益ಠ)



I wish for a donut mountain.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. birds nest on it as it is an easy source of food.

i wish for MOAR SONG IDEAS

[zjhentohlauedy]

Granted. but they all have the same tunes.

i wish for a million dollars

[Chocofreak13]

granted; but it's in monopoly money. xD [/thread-starter-reference]

i wish i could speed up and slow down time.

[stewartsage]

Granted, but its cassette based and after you start fast forwarding the tape wraps around one of the knobs and destroys the universe.

I wish I had a new watch.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you fish a broken fake rolexxx outta the trash. it's new to you....


i wish for lunch-items. :\

[stewartsage]

Get bones, an apple core, and something rotten from last month's lunch.

I wish for a decent pair of headphones

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. They're a KOSS Porta Pro...


...made out of wood.


I wish for a third leg/arm cannon.