Forum Games: Break a Wish

[stewartsage]

Granted, you get a patchy hat.

I wish for my very own nekomimi.

[Red-Machine]

Granted, but she isn't housetrained.

I wish for a 3Dfx Voodoo 5 6000 gfx card.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you get a greeting card with "3Dfx Voodoo 5 6000 gfx" written on it.


i wish for my cat to feel better. :[

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. She's sick because she doesn't have any soul. She takes your uncle John's soul, and subsequently becomes a cat with the personality of a bad-mannered company director with asthma.


I wish for detention.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. the dean gives you a saturday, which only existed 4 years ago. you keep getting more saturdays cause you have no time machine to go and serve the one you had.


i wish for more glass vials.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. They get tossed at you over a nearby fence, and shatter. Enjoy your feet.


I wish for Chirumiru powder milk (it makes you smarter).

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but all the cans are empty.


i wish for hundreds of little anime boys [/shotacomplex]

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, BUT ALL THE CANS ARE EMPTY. O_O


I wish for Insta-Minion spray.

[Smokey]

Granted, however the minions are all hostile to you...

I wish AMD would pwn the processor-scene again...

[Chocofreak13]

granted; the new AMD processor literally takes a hammer and PWNS all of the other processors.
however, it's speed is that of one from the 80's.

i wish i had psychic powers. :3

[Ultimaninja]

Granted, but you can only read the minds of rodents and small animals.

I wish to be able to dance.

[Chocofreak13]

granted; but you can only do the box-trot and the safety dance. on a good day, you can also do the electric slide. :3


i wish i had my own computer. :[

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. It hates you. Enjoy your malignant AI.


I wish for the rest of the people around me to become EXTREMERY RONERY.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD (sides' you) is now a setreotypical asian who cannot find love. however, everyone finds YOU, and falls in love with you. enjoy your polygamist marrage to THE ENTIRE FUKIN WORLD.

i wish for MOAR BANQUET MAC N CHEESE~

[Seamore]

Granted, but all the cheese are made by Gunnar Damm secret organization and have a strange look.

I wish that I can read other people's mind.