Forum Games: Break a Wish

Justin · June 29, 2008, 04:19:09 PM

Granted. You lose all your files.

I wish LHR development was never canceled.

NekOSaka · July 03, 2008, 07:14:37 PM

Granted, but the head of every department will be George Bush.

I wish that you didn't loose those 2 or 3 darts from the nerf guns the first time you use them.

Justin · July 03, 2008, 09:03:36 PM

Granted. I shove the darts up your rear so they don't get lost.
(By the way, LHR never had departments xD)

I wish I had every song ever written on my hard drive and a hard drive big enough to hold all that plus everything I have on my PC now.

NejinOniwa · July 04, 2008, 03:24:39 AM

Granted. Hard drive number one is overfilled, crashes and burns. Hard drive number two is 1x1 meter in size and when you attempt to mount it on your computer you drop it and both of them break. No hope of recovery.

I wish could hear Sonar!

Justin · July 04, 2008, 01:36:11 PM

Granted. It's really irritating and you get headaches.

I wish that the TV in here would break so my mom buys a new one.

Kami-Tux · July 08, 2008, 12:38:41 PM

Granted, but the new one is black and white and tiny!

I wish I'd understand the concept of threaded code.

icerain · July 08, 2008, 01:06:28 PM

Granted but you don't understand anything else.

I wish my life was more awesome.

Justin · July 09, 2008, 01:30:00 PM

Granted. You go insane and now look like an idiot because you think your job as a janitor is an adventure.

I wish I had fewer windows open.

Kami-Tux · July 12, 2008, 02:09:03 AM

Granted your PC bluescreens, killing all applications!

I wish MS would go bankrupt.

Justin · July 12, 2008, 03:18:36 AM

Granted. But the world ends because the 90% or so of computer users who use Windows go crazy and destroy the earth.

I wish for Windows 7 to have the Ribbon.

Kami-Tux · July 12, 2008, 03:28:37 AM

Granted, it however does not support colors.

I wish, that I could access my subconscious via a command line

Justin · July 12, 2008, 03:45:22 AM

Granted, but you get bored and see what "format" does.

I wish for a bigger house.

Icelilly · July 16, 2008, 02:43:27 PM

Granted, but your house has no running water or proper heating or cooling.

I wish I had eternal youth.

Justin · July 17, 2008, 11:46:36 AM

Granted. You're now stuck as a newborn baby forever.

I wish my hosting account was unsuspended.

icerain · July 18, 2008, 02:49:49 PM

Granted but all your other accounts are suspended.

I wish I were a fish!