Forum Games: Break a Wish

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Odin Yggdrasil

#360
February 16, 2009, 09:55:39 AM
Granted, however Kirk hijacks it at the Genesis planet as a ride home after Enterprise got blown up.

I wish I had a girl on my lap.

Cockleshell

#361
February 16, 2009, 09:56:54 AM
Granted, but she weighs 600 pounds.

I wish my pants weren't ripped.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#362
February 16, 2009, 11:35:26 AM
Granted, but they are too small.

I wish I could teleport myself to work.

Smokey

#363
February 16, 2009, 12:14:50 PM
Granted, but you Spawn-frag your boss and get arrested for murder...

I wish i had a Minigun...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Nichi

#364
February 17, 2009, 09:15:15 AM
Granted, but it's so small only a doll could possibly use it.

I wish they'd stop making a new Madden football game every freaking year

(I now have 69 posts? Awesome!)

Smokey

#365
February 17, 2009, 11:59:54 AM
Granted, but your post-count has been reset... ^_^

I wish i had A rackmount case full of Quad Opteron servers...
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Odin Yggdrasil

#366
February 17, 2009, 04:31:32 PM
Granted. however the electricity prices quadruple, and you can't afford to use them all.

I wish I had better tools.

Smokey

#367
February 17, 2009, 04:46:18 PM
Granted, you get a set wrapped in mylar so tight, you can't use them...

I wish i had a pizza...
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NejinOniwa

#368
February 17, 2009, 05:28:17 PM
Granted. However, it's made out of plastic padding. Congratulations, they gave you the one from the Pizza Hut highway sign. ^^


I wish for something that kept my throat FRESHMA.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#369
February 17, 2009, 05:31:12 PM
tanted, someone stops by and installs an industrial airconditioning unit around your neck...

I wish summers were nice again...
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Odin Yggdrasil

#370
February 17, 2009, 08:05:29 PM
Granted, however your air conditioned habitat dome results in massive global warming, and people soon blow up your refuge for ruining their world.

I wish I knew how to solve this design problem.

Smokey

#371
February 17, 2009, 08:25:34 PM
Granted, but you find out that it is impossible...

I wish i had a trilithium torpedo...(to see if it can really catastrophically end fusion in a star )
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Odin Yggdrasil

#372
February 17, 2009, 11:13:32 PM
Granted, however it does not end fusion in a star and in fact is so terribly unstable that it tends to explode at random.

I wish I had some Dilithium.

Smokey

#373
February 17, 2009, 11:25:07 PM
Granted, however it is supplied to you in it's natural form and without container so you are left with nothing since it is a gaseous substance...

I wish i had a nice mansion...
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Odin Yggdrasil

#374
February 19, 2009, 06:45:47 PM
Granted. However it gets repossessed because you could not pay the taxes on it.

I wish I worked at aperture science.
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