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Cockleshell

#345
February 10, 2009, 06:32:07 PM
Granted, now you don't have the internet.

I wish my hair was on fire.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#346
February 11, 2009, 09:01:29 AM
Granted. Fire extinguishers are expensive though.

I wish I didn't need a laptop to surf the internet.

Cockleshell

#347
February 11, 2009, 11:08:16 AM
Granted, now you need to live on the moon to surf the internet. By the way, you need a laptop on the moon.

I wish for apples.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#348
February 11, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
Granted, but they're all rotten...

I wish i was in Bill Gates' will as his sole benificiary...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

#349
February 11, 2009, 01:35:09 PM
Granted. However, the sole reason for this is because Bill was in your ass, and liked it.



I wish my humor wasn't so damn off.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#350
February 11, 2009, 02:26:30 PM
Granted, but it lost all its funnyness alltogether....

I wish i had a T-72 tank...
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Odin Yggdrasil

#351
February 11, 2009, 07:18:55 PM
Granted. But you get shot clean through by my M-1 Regime Changer.

I wish I had a Boeing B26 bomber.

Smokey

#352
February 11, 2009, 07:32:50 PM
Granted, but the kerosene fill-up is screwed up and you run out just above the dead middle of the atlantic....

I wish i had a Typhoon Submarine, then... (biggest subs, and supposed to be damned luxurious, too)
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Odin Yggdrasil

#353
February 11, 2009, 07:38:07 PM
Granted. However a USSR-built Diesel sub soon torpedoes you, and being in that enormous sub of yours you end up sunk because you can't turn fast enough to shoot back.

I wish I had a B24J Liberator. WWII vintage, but very practical as a flying fortress.

Smokey

#354
February 11, 2009, 07:44:52 PM
Granted, but you're continually harassed by MiGs...

(BTW, Typhoons have multiple pressure hulls, so they can take a breach...plus you haven't watched "The Hunt for Red October, wich shows just how kick ass that sub is)

Anyways, i wish i had that Japanese Sub-Aircraft-Carrier...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Cockleshell

#355
February 11, 2009, 08:21:38 PM
Granted, but it's full of sewage. Have fun with that.

I wish for chickens.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#356
February 11, 2009, 08:25:32 PM
Granted. Enjoy your feathers, lice, and dung all over.

I wish more people saw Spaceballs the Movie.

Smokey

#357
February 11, 2009, 08:38:55 PM
Granted,the whole world has seen it, they hate it, and they find out that you wasted their time...

I wish i had a Nimitz class carrier...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Odin Yggdrasil

#358
February 13, 2009, 09:20:02 AM
Granted, however you soon find that the fuel costs and crew wages to actually use it are far too high to be practical, and you are forced to sell it for scrap metal.

I wish I had NCC-1701 Enterprise.

Smokey

#359
February 13, 2009, 10:20:57 AM
Granted, however ownership is transferred to you moments before James T Kirk self/destructs it to prevent the klingons from getting it...

I wish i had a Klingon Bird of Prey...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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