Forum Games: Break a Wish

Started by Justin, June 24, 2008, 01:43:39 PM

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Smokey

granted, you get 200 pounds of tofu....

I wish for a fresh, good tasting hamburgr...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Cockleshell

Granted, but it's a tofu hamburger.

I wish my foot was a tentacle monster so it could r- ok.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

Granted, but it only raeps you...

I wish for a pet behemoth
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Cockleshell

Granted, it eats you. Yum.

I wish for 4chan.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

granted but you drown in its shit....

I wish, for a 4chan firewall....
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Cockleshell

Granted, but it fails.

I wish 4chan didn't just pwn the shit off my ass from that thread, argh.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

Granted, now the n00bs do...

I wish i could understand everything i see, do, hear, feel or think about
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Cockleshell

Granted, now you understand japanese, and subsequently look at one of those HORRIFYING japanese sites that you've always been curious about.
Congratulations.


I wish for a 24K gold macbook.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

granted, but it doesn't work and the gold melts at room temperature...

i wish for a solid gold bread...
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Cockleshell

Granted, it was very delicious.

I wish for a fish.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

granted, but it's in the ocean and always stays just out of your reach...

i wish for a private gunship
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NejinOniwa

Granted, but it gets a misfire, so JOO DAI.




I wish for a Carriage, including horses. From hell.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

granted, but the horses get hungry and see you as food...

I wish for a castle...
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Cockleshell

It falls down.

I wish for an impenetrable fortress that has immunity to diseases and only I can get in and there's fully functioning plumbing and endless food and water. It can survive the end of the universe plzkthx.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

Granted. However, time starts going in reverse once you enter, rapidly rewinding until you hit start. WHICH IT CANNOT SURVIVE, HAR HAR!
You die.



I wish for the essence of FABULOUS!
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS