Forum Games: Break a Wish

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Cockleshell

#255
February 07, 2009, 08:18:22 AM
Granted, they're nasty.

I wish I was dying a horrible death.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#256
February 07, 2009, 10:12:03 AM
Granted. An unsuspecting hero comes in and saves you.

I wish I had a new date.

Cockleshell

#257
February 07, 2009, 10:25:20 AM
Granted, but it's a dried date. Yum.

I wish the internet didn't exist.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#258
February 07, 2009, 11:13:47 AM
Granted. However then OS-tans would also cease to exist becuase they were created on the internet, and so would many other things you love.

I wish I had more game OSTs to listen to.

Cockleshell

#259
February 07, 2009, 11:15:58 AM
Granted, but they don't exist because the internet doesn't exist.

I wish the internet existed.
I don't think I could live without the OS-tans.. -sob-
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#260
February 07, 2009, 12:50:37 PM
Granted. However, the second internet is just like 4chan /b/ - ALL OF IT.
Enjoy your ocean of piss.



I wish i had MAD GUITAR SKILLZ.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#261
February 07, 2009, 01:53:06 PM
Granted, but guitars are outlawed, punishable by death...

I wish my mouse wasn't so screwy
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#262
February 07, 2009, 01:57:09 PM
Granted, now the mouse is always screwing your hand, ew.

I wish my nose was cleared.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#263
February 07, 2009, 02:15:12 PM
Granted, your nose is cleared...for launch, that is. TO MARS. 10-9-8-SEE YA!
*fwoosh*


I wish my dog STOPPED BARKING AT MY FUKKEN DOOR, HELL.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#264
February 07, 2009, 02:52:53 PM
Granted, now it's Cerberus, barking at you from the door of hell.

I wish my mashed potatoes weren't so fakkin nasty
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#265
February 07, 2009, 04:05:05 PM
Granted. They now are foldering tasty, tasting like cardboard.


I wish for world piece.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#266
February 07, 2009, 04:16:59 PM
granted, now there is interstellar war!!!

I wish for a Scimitar class battlecruiser... (from ST Nemesis)
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

#267
February 07, 2009, 04:22:06 PM
Granted. However it's smaller than your finger, and you step on it without ever noticing it was there.



I wish for a piece of the world.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#268
February 07, 2009, 04:29:13 PM
Granted, here, have this pile of shit.

I wish for an OSC vending machine.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#269
February 07, 2009, 04:31:07 PM
Granted. However, in order to give it to you, we must ERASE THE PLACE IT WAS LAST IN, OHMYFUCKINGLAWDTHETHREADISGOOOOONNEEEEE!!!
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
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