Forum Games: Break a Wish

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NejinOniwa

#240
February 06, 2009, 02:24:55 PM
Granted. All your nerve cells in your head stop transmitting information.
Enjoy being brain-dead.



I wish I had a .txt file with ALL weird unicode signs.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#241
February 06, 2009, 02:40:50 PM
Granted, but a HDD failure leaves you with no computer because that file was actually a virus code.

I wish I wasn't braindead.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#242
February 06, 2009, 02:50:58 PM
Granted. You now have high blood pressure, 100V of electricity running through your limbs and a foot made of WEEDS.
Also, someone stuffed your bed full of WET MAID OUTFITS.
Congratulations on your getting...whatever THAT condition is called. >_>


I wish for a bath filled with the blood of 500 /b/tards.
(I mean, it's not like anyone will miss them, except their basements)
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#243
February 06, 2009, 03:00:02 PM
Granted, but you get every sexual STD known to man.

I wish for a new mouse.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#244
February 06, 2009, 03:13:58 PM
Granted. It's got a tail, eyes, teeth and brings its 50 friends with it. Enjoy your crap-filled house.



I wish for a desecrated cremation urn.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#245
February 06, 2009, 03:33:02 PM
You get it.

I wish my nose would blow up.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#246
February 06, 2009, 03:36:45 PM
Granted. Your house is now overflooding with miniature Dostojevskij's that materialized in the explosion, hooray.


I wish for a piece of Chopin...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#247
February 06, 2009, 03:37:44 PM
You get chopped up.

I wish my puns didn't suck so much.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#248
February 06, 2009, 03:38:50 PM
Granted. Your puns now have no mouth to suck with, meaning your mouth gets taken as well. Enjoy muteness and starvation, lawl.


I wish for torrents of snow.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#249
February 06, 2009, 03:42:04 PM
Granted but the seed fails.
I don't know shit about torrents lol
I wish my mac would stop going LOL BEACHBALL OF DEATH
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#250
February 06, 2009, 03:47:17 PM
Granted. You are suddenly teleported to the beach. It is now going LOL BEACHBALL OF BEACH, have fun with that. Oh, also, lots of sand, be careful~


I wish for magical grapefruit seeds.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#251
February 06, 2009, 03:48:15 PM
Granted, but they won't grow.

I wish this wasn't a posting fight now.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#252
February 06, 2009, 03:48:53 PM
Granted. I summon candleja
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#253
February 06, 2009, 03:50:13 PM
oh cra

I wish the world didn't just explode because you didn't make a wish.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#254
February 07, 2009, 01:08:14 AM
Granted, the world implodes....

I wish i had instant noodles...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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