Forum Games: Break a Wish

Started by Justin, June 24, 2008, 01:43:39 PM

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IanDanKilmaster

Granted, but you also lose the use of your hands...

I wish I knew Thai Kickboxing...

The Choice of a New Generation.

hicamajig

Granted, but you find yourself in a match against a huuge greased up kickboxer.

I wish I had bacon in my fridge...

NejinOniwa

Granted. However, your oh-so-annoying neighbor, the legendary vego-ninja, dislikes you eating that, and pounces you from behind. Enjoy your spine fracture.



I wish I had a Terabit connection to the internet...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

granted, but the internet stops at the day you go online...

I wish i was a cyborg...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

Granted, but you can't move because your power supply is broken.



I wish I was exactly 169 centimeters tall.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

granted, but the metric system undergoes major change and 1CM is now 2 microns...

I wis i knew what to wish... (a hard one, but doable...)
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Odin Yggdrasil

Granted. You wished for nothing, and moments after this post you think of something wonderful to wish for.

I wish I didn't lag so much in this MMO.

Smokey

Granted, but you forget all your computer skills...

I wish i had bullet-time
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

Granted. However, the bullet caliber you chose was too low to be of any use. Enjoy your b&.




I put in pizza...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Odin Yggdrasil

You get C.C from Code Geass. However because you got your threads mixed up, she now gives you the geass of heightened english skills. Congratulations Dr. Nejinn, you lecture at Cambridge tomorrow at noon.

I wish I had C.C waiting for me at home.

Smokey

granted, but she thinks you cheated on her, and she's pissed...

I wish i had Code Geass on DVD...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

Granted, you have it...in your stomach.
Enjoy your stomach operation.


I wish for OVER 9000 GET.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Nichi

Granted, but you have to hear Mario saying "Yes! I got a Star!" over 9,000 times.

I wish I had a legit, complete-in-box copy of Windows 2000

Smokey

Granted, but it's sealed so good in mylar, you can't open it....
(Boy will this backfire on me if that was what you wanted)

I wish i had a Jaguar XJS...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Odin Yggdrasil

Granted. But the first time you try to drive it, you end up going head on against a tree and it is effectively sliced in half by the tree's abnormally strong trunk.

I wish I had a Delorian DMC-12