Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Alex S]

Granted. Due to massive inflation from massive amounts of new printed money, all you can buy with it is a loaf of mold formerly know as bread.

I wish for gold, much gold.

[Smokey]

granted, however it is delivered to you in the form of pre-pentium processors... have fun prying it from the silicon...

I wish i had a couple of klingon friends...

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. However, they are your friends only under the condition that the free-of-charge Borg Cube in the package is wiped out. Good luck with that, Redshirt.


I wish for a torrent of seeders.

[Smokey]

Granted.........Literally! have fun with the shitload of people pouring down on you...

I wish for a keyboard and mouse...

[Nichi]

Granted, but they are too old you work with your PC.

I wish my main desktop had more then 380MB of RAM.

[Smokey]

Granted...Your desktop now has 1MB more than 309485009821345068724781056TiB (~16 exbibytes) of RAM wich even a 128bit processor cant even handle...Oh and it's stuck to your system so you can't remove it...

I wish for a new PC...

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. You get an IBM PC from 1986. It's 8MHz 8-bit 80088 CPU and newly upgraded 64kb of high speed RAM is sure to satisfy any computing task you may have. And now for a limited time only you can have an 8MB hard drive to store your software on for the low low price of $1500.

Happy Computing.

I wish I had another 1TB hard drive.

[Smokey]

Granted, but it has no connectors whatsoever...

I wish i had a private jet...

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, however it needs a new engine due to birds getting sucked into the turbines.

I wish I had a Delorian.

[Smokey]

Granted, but like a true DeLorean, it breaks down all the time and given the fact that it's a rare car you can't find any spare parts for it...(that wish doesn't need breaking )

I wish i had a LandRover...

[Nichi]

Granted, but the transmission is busted, the color of the passenger door doesn't match the color of rest of the SUV, the windshield is missing, and the radio only picks up AM stations (No CD, cassette, and/or 8-Track player avaliable).

I wish I had some kind of time machine (You know...like a TARDIS?)

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. You get a Delorian that was converted into a time machine by one Dr. Emmet Brown. However you need more Plutonium for it, and it needs a new starter and battery along with some maintaince so it doesn't stall so much.

I wish I had a Plutonium pellet.

[Smokey]

Granted but the pellet is considered a Weapon of Mass Destruction, and America has been notified...

I wish i had a can of Coke(r)... (sometimes a simple wish is best)

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. However it's empty.

I wish I had a gigabit switch and matching NICs for my PCs.

[Smokey]

Granted, however every cable you insert into either one of them, breaks...

I wish I was a L33t programmer...