Forum Games: Break a Wish

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You lose the ability to come back at all, so you're gonna stay FOREVER on...er...THAT side. Go away, you smell. Ew.




I wish for a house like THIS.

THAT REGENERATES ITSELF.

[Nichi]

Granted, but then I eat your house...and you in the process (Mmmmm...)

I wish for an increase in the level of cowbell in my life

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. YOU are now the cowbell. Enjoy your morning, midday, supper, evening and nightly RAPE.



I wish for others unconnected to me to become affected with...hot piss!

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. However they realize you wished for it, and you find yourself assaulted by numerous people with large knives.

I wish I had a Lightsaber.

[NekOSaka]

Granted. You just have to use the force to pick it up and cut yourself down from the icicle before the creature tears you apart. I hope you actually have the force...

I wish I could slow down time, go temporarily insane, and go about slaying any opponents in the room, at will.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. However, there are no possible opponents within a 5-mile(metric) radius, and your time-slow is effective for only two minutes. I hope you find a car that fast, otherwise, well, good going.




I wish for bagloads of silver.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it turns back into lead within an hour of receiving it.

I wish my sister's roommate didn't wreck my copy of Mario Kart 64

[Alex S]

Granted. He/She wrecks the N64 instead.

I wish that I had a Nintendo Wii.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, in a bizzare twist of fate it gets the Red Ring of Death an hour after you start using it.

I wish I had a 1TB Hard Drive.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's filled with garbage files that can't be deleted, leaving you with only 50KB of free space.

I wish I had a new memory stick for my PSP

[CaptBrenden]

granted, but it had a virus on it that bricks your PSP.

I wish for world peace :p

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. Every human being grows bored of it within a year, and, being unable to start war, they kill themselves until the system is totally wiped out and anarchy rules the world. Good riddance.



I wish for dualscreen in puppy linux...

[Smokey]

Granted, but every second monitor you attach spontaneously catches fire...

I wish i had a nuclear bunker...

[Alex S]

Granted. It has a lifetime supply of plutonium in it. You did ask for a 'nuclear' bunker.

I wish for telekinetic powers.

[Smokey]

Granted, but you have yet to learn how to use them and no-one alive can teach you...

I wish i had 25 billion Euros