Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted. enjoy your piece of cardboard ripped off a Cloud standee.

i wish Katja was self-repairing. :0

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted: it will run on GladOS and use Skynet as a telecom provider...

I wish for a decent rainbow brite reboot

[Chocofreak13]

(my car runs on GlaDOS? dunno if that's scary or cool....)

Granted. But it comes in late and overbudget, and barely sees any release. Good luck finding a torrent.

I wish I could feasibly live as a squatter in one of the vacant houses in the area. :0

[alfonso_rd_30]

( yup... Uses GladOS as onboard OS... Best wishes trying to survive the experience)

Granted you are not the only one who is there...

I wish I could have my dream talking dog.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it speaks a language you don't understand.

i wish i WASN'T SUCH AN IDIOOOOT

[DustiiWolf]

Granted. You now know all and are responsible for solving the problems of the entirety of existence and everything that lies within.

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted. c:

[Chocofreak13]

Granted. You're given exactly what you asked for---nothing.

I wish i had a trailer. :0

[Nichi]

Granted. You get my dad's trailer; it's only good for hauling a car around

I wish I knew what the fox said

[LeaflameSD]

Granted. The fox says

Spoiler: ShowHide

"I need an egg."

I wish I could marry pizza.

[Chocofreak13]

Granted, but we have no idea where PizzaDrill is, so good luck finding your new Waifu.

i wish i could give any room TARDIS-like capabilities in that it could store more stuff than it looks like it could. :0

[DustiiWolf]

Granted, but you break the laws of physics, causing a rip in the fabric of time and space. Life ceases to exist. (But damn, look at that closet space)

I wish I was happy.

[Chocofreak13]

Granted. The results are...
not what you expected.

I wish i had a better sense of what my future finances were like so i could sit down and plan things out.

[Nichi]

Granted, but your plans go out the window with you developing a heroine addiction (As in, you buy up the entire manga series of Sailor Moon in every language it's available in; from Japanese to Klingon)

I wish Knuckles was playable in Smash Bros.

[Chocofreak13]

Granted, but it's a poorly crammed in mod, so every time you try, the game crashes.

I wish the library had a bigger budget. :0

[DustiiWolf]

Granted. They now charge $6.99/book to check out, and if you subscribe to their "readers delight" tier for only $8.99/mo. books jump down to $1.99/book. As an introductory offer to new subscribers, every visit includes 50% off any coffee beverage at the new in-library Starbucks.

I wish (post-Ballmer) Microsoft knew how to design a mobile OS better.