Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. You quickly get requests to make rather disturbing nsfw content.

I wish I had a remote control that could change the weather.

[Chocofreak13]

(you think i mind? TROLOLOLOL)

granted, but during the first rainfall it sees it short-circuits and suddenly everything is set to EXTREME.

i wish i could beam stuff onto any screen i wanted, at command (like screen sharing, but with my computer, mind, eyes, etc).

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. But you can't control it very well, and every image to come to mind is projected onto every usable screen in a 10 meter radius. The consequences of this for your personal life could be disastrous...

I wish I had a winning lottery ticket

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it's fake.

i wish i could imbue life into anything i wished.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. But it dies again minutes later, and soon begins to decay after becoming organic.

I wish I had a bigger computer.

[Chocofreak13]

(it was more spark of life, as in fantasia, but sure, why not.)

granted. you get this one.

i wish i had the job as a phone psychic.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you end up receiving calls from angry customers for TracFone; because your phone number is one digit different from their customer service line

I wish I could snuggle with a clone of myself

[Chocofreak13]

(eh.....i'm still willing to put up with that.)

Granted, but it's an imperfect clone who develops a disorder akin to schizophrenia. eventually it snaps and kills you.

i wish i could conjure up a plushie of any character i wanted.

[sks963]

Granted，but all of those plushies are defective products。

I wish i could get a moe girlfriend，no cross-dressing！

[Nichi]

Granted. She speaks only in Klingon; making it hard to carry on a conversation with her

I wish I was a wizard

[Pitkin]

Granted, you're now an obsolete setup wizard. Of a particularly useless software.

I wish we could adopt more rabbits.

[sks963]

Granted,but sadly ,the rabbits ruin some framing field so that a rapid of farmer Demonstrations is held.
I wish i could acquire C#

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it fails to compile.

i wish i could steal the soul of anyone i wanted (fictional or not) and place it in a container (human, plush, object, etc).

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can only do it once every year, and it has a 60% chance of failure

I wish I had a cute plushie of 2k-tan

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's 2k USA.

i wish i could summon endless kittens at my will.