Forum Games: Break a Wish

Simonorged · October 04, 2013, 01:39:02 PM

Granted, it goes sour in a month. Enjoy your rotten cheese.

I wish things like ketchup didn't stain my shirt.

Chocofreak13 · October 04, 2013, 07:47:38 PM

granted, it stains your skin now.

i wish at night my dolls came to life and helped me complete projects and the like.

Simonorged · October 28, 2013, 12:35:45 PM

Granted, they act like gremlins, destroying everything they touch.

I wish I had a roller coaster in my back yard.

Chocofreak13 · October 28, 2013, 01:28:08 PM

granted, it's a crappy rusted one from the 1950's you hauled out of some junkyard and haphazardly assembled into a very rickety-looking contraption. enjoy your tetnus and compound fractures! : D

i wish i could make money by scamming people with popups.

Simonorged · October 29, 2013, 02:22:47 PM

Granted, nobody sees them because they all use ad blockers.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

Nichi · October 29, 2013, 03:29:15 PM

Granted, but the monkey ignores you and escapes through the window in search of golden bananas

I wish I could find the perfect pillow

Chocofreak13 · October 29, 2013, 05:27:18 PM

granted, it bursts all over the place when you lie down on it.

i wish i had a car named Katja.

LeaflameSD · October 30, 2013, 09:24:24 AM

Granted, but it's not a car, it's a snail.

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Chocofreak13 · November 01, 2013, 02:42:59 PM

granted, your lame joke backfires on you and you stay that age forever. ENJOY NEVER BEING ABLE TO DRIVE, VOTE, DRINK, SMOKE, OR MAKE THE SEXY TIEMS, BOY

i wish this thread was like it was when it started, where people posted and actually put some thought in it.

LeaflameSD · November 02, 2013, 09:45:01 AM

Granted, but they're all about evolution.

I wish to be a Moderator on 4Chan.

Chocofreak13 · November 02, 2013, 06:39:22 PM

granted, you get trolled in every way, every day, on every site you go to.

i wish i had a genderflipped clone.

Nichi · November 02, 2013, 09:52:20 PM

Granted. He steals your favorite dress and makes a run for it

I wish I had a starship

Chocofreak13 · November 03, 2013, 01:26:06 AM

granted. it's the great space coaster and you get lost on it like peter griffin.

i wish they had a device you could use to zap your teeth clean in all of 3 seconds.

SoldierSpence · January 20, 2014, 07:17:24 AM

Granted, but now it chips off most of your teeth and breaks three in the process. Have fun at the dentist's office.

I wish people were not reckless when driving.

Nichi · January 20, 2014, 11:36:49 AM

Granted. Now they're reckless in everything else

I wish I had more tea

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