Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. However it breaks from being abused too much, and leaves a mess of feathers all over the place.

I wish I had an XP-tan pillow.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. However it breaks from too much RAE-*gets carried off by riot squad*


I wish that I AM IRON MAN.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. However you soon run out of oil and get stuck in the middle of nowhere, and by the time you are found you no longer are functional and get tossed into a furnace as scrap metal.

I wish I had a 1TB Hard Drive. *has capped 2x 250GB Hard Drives storing Anime*

[NekOSaka]

Granted. However it will only work with a Commodore 64.

[CaptBrenden]

I wish nekosaka had made a wish <_<

[NekOSaka]

I wish I had made a wish too...

[NejinOniwa]

Well, you apparently broke that wish yourselves, so I don't need to do much, now do I? Har har.



I wish for NO MORE CHRISTMAS. EVER.

[Tsubashi]

Granted, but it comes in the form of a cycling multi-phasic subspace implosion/explosion on Christmas Eve which eliminates all sentience, thus eliminating the concept of Christmas.

I wish server updates would go smoothly.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, but then techsupport comes to hunt you down for putting them out of a job by making things work too smoothly.

I wish more people would post.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, but the only people who post are...you guessed it. THE WAVE OF SUMMER NEWFAGS FROM 4CHAN!



I wish for the existence of Fart Perfume.
(i wonder what you'll do with this one, folks -w-)

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. It actually does exist and has a most foul smell. However I get a can of it first and outright douse you in it, along with your furniture and your entire bedroom. Enjoy, because it doesn't wash out easily.

I wish I had more cake.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. It's poisoned, and has crystals of sulphuric acid instead of strawberries. Good riddance.




I wish for DINNER! IT'S 15 MINUTES BEFORE MIDNIGHT AND I STILL HAVEN'T EATEN DINNER! WHAT THE SHIT IS WITH THIS DAMN WORLD!?

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, however it will be Two Minutes to MIDNIGHT! before it is ready because you have to cook it yourself.

I wish I didn't have to go to work at 8AM tomorrow.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. Due to special extra stuff and overloaded workmates, you'll go to work at 5 AM, and work 'til MIDNIGHT. Suck on that teat, baby boy!


I wish I had a machine that could turn create a J-Techno-remix copy of ANYTHING.

[Cockleshell]

Granted, but it breaks after the first use.

I wish I didn't have such lame comebacks.