Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but you're now weak against ice attacks

I wish I could enter The Shake Dimension

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you get your wires crossed and accidentally enter The Snake Dimension.

i wish i could eat whatever i wanted and never get fat.

[Nichi]

Granted. Your stomach is now a black hole

I wish I'd have an opportunity to wear a maid costume on Halloween this year

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's a fetish outfit and you can't leave the house because you can see your junk.

i wish i could start an etsy shop for my sewing.

[Nichi]

Granted, but your regular customers end up with their orders delayed because Bella commissioned a costume based on Multics-tan's dress; which eats up your free time ^^;

I wish there was a crossover between Sword Art Online and .hack

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it is made on a shoestring budget so it's all drawn in chinese sweatshops by children with crayons.

i wish there was a machine to wash my hair while i do other things.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it malfunctions and dispenses Nair instead of shampoo ^^;

I wish I could beat my bro-in-law at a children's card game

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you beat him at go fish using a barney card set.

i wish i could draw crayon drawings of money on paper and people would accept it as real currency.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now people stop accepting paper money and only accept coins or bottle caps

I wish my cat could shoot lasers out of his mouth

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it backfires and he gets burnt. ;^;

i wish i had super teeth.

[Nichi]

Granted. You are now like Jaws, from the James Bond films

I wish I had a cookie

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's chinese, so it explodes in your hand as you are about to take a bite.

i wish i had more processing power on loly.

[Nichi]

Granted. Your laptop is now too powerful for its own good and needs to be kept in a freezer so it doesn't burn your house down, unless you can afford to have someone upgrade the cooling system

I wish I could reach into a pocket dimension and pull out my old Magic cards before I sold them

[Simonorged]

granted you cause a temporal collapse.

I wish I had a large amount of money in a savings account.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's all gold coins...chocolate gold coins.

i wish i had infinite reserves of this fancy cheese.