Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it bucks you off and goes to find its original master.

i wish i had a machine that turns garbage into delicious looking, smelling, tasting, edible, perfect food.

[Nichi]

Granted, but the machine can only be used once every 48 hours to produce a single meal

I wish I could earn extra lives by eating green mushrooms

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but bitch be trippin' balls.

i wish i had a personal massuse. one that was handsome and single and just my type and actually turned out to be boyfriend material and if there's a happy ending there's a happy ending.

[Nichi]

Granted. The guy in question is more interested in men than women, and the "happy ending" is a free eggroll -w-;

I wish I was a blacksmith IRL

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you are now an African-American Stan Smith.

i wish i had one of those machines like jimmy neutron has to do his hair. :0

[Nichi]

Granted. It malfunctions and shaves off all your hair ;_;

I wish I was more of a moeblob

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but with more emphasis on the "blob" than the "moe".

i wish it was physically impossible for people to mispronunce words.

[Nichi]

Granted, but then a new disease forms that causes mispronunciation; which infects most people involved with anime dub voice acting

I wish I was Luigi

[Chocofreak13]

granted. You're Mario.

i wish i had a doting (hot) male Persocom.

[Nichi]

Granted. While physically attractive, he speaks in the voice of the nerd from Robot Chicken; making it hard for you to take him seriously -w-;

I wish I could insert my iPod into my head and play music to myself without headphones

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you have a 50/50 chance of giving yourself a lobotomy with the electricty each time you do.

i wish i coul jump into video games and run around in their world (ie: actually BE jimmy when i run around in bully, or maybe be another (female) character).

[Nichi]

Granted. You're now trapped in La Tale; ala Sword Art Online

I wish I had a TARDIS

[Chocofreak13]

Granted. You're stuck inside it as House eats it alive.

I wish my hair was always clean.

[Nichi]

Granted. The rest of you keeps getting dirty, though

I wish I could fit anything and everything in my pockets, like Cloud does in FF7

[Chocofreak13]

granted, while you can fit anything in there, you don't retain your figure like he does. prepare for bulging, awkwardly-shaped thighs.

i wish i was cut-and-burn proof.