Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but your dreams affect the comics

I wish I had a pet Dragonite

[Chocofreak13]

(aw, fuck...)

granted, but it doesn't respect you because you have no badges. it turns evil, defects to team rocket and lives happily ever after without you there. go choose a starter pokemon from oak, kid. i think he still has the Bike.

i wish i was more ambitious.

[Nichi]

Granted. You become a ambition vampire; therefore, you have to feed on the ambition of others

I wish I was a monster



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[Chocofreak13]

granted. your Monaters defect and go off to Graduate School to Practice Buddhism. in despair, you go off and Serve the Devil.

i wish i had telekinesis powers.

[Nichi]

Granted. It only works if you drink a Pepsi beforehand, and after that it only lasts for about 30 minutes

I wish I had a panther I could ride into battle on

[Chocofreak13]

*hooks self into pepsi IV*

granted. you get embroiled in an S&M scheme by "riding" your "partner".

i wish i had top-notch hacking skills.

[Nichi]

Granted; you have top-notch payphone hacking skills. While you know how to place free calls with them, among other neat tricks, you unfortunately can't find one that's still functional.

I wish I had a personal airplane

[Chocofreak13]

granted, the fuel needed to run it is made of a 50/50 combo of pure norwegian unfiltered diesel and melted gold.

i wish i could buy a persocom.

[Nichi]

Granted. It's an NEC NBC model; that requires frequent RAM upgrades via doing it -w-;
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I wish I could import an NEC laptop

[Chocofreak13]

(who said that's a bad thing? -w- )

granted. it's fried and covered in gum. melon gum.

i wish i could escape into my favourite stories and live out my days there.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you're haunted by the ghost of Nejin riding on a unicycle, juggling fish; which keeps you from being able to enjoy yourself.

I wish I had all the duct tape

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's all stuck to you.

i wish i had all the powers of a storybook witch, and could fly/command animals/make potions/cast spells/etc.

[Nichi]

Granted, but your powers only work when you wear the silliest-looking witch costume you can find at a thrift store

I wish I was a Toad

[Chocofreak13]

granted. prepare for hoardes of girls as lovely as this to be all over you.

i wish my computer turned all downloaded raws into subs with the push of a button.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it only works on episodes of Digimon Frontier, I My Me Strawberry Eggs, and Hulk Hogan's Rock-N-Wrestling

I wish I had a functional replica of Death the Kid's skateboard