Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but the guide itself is so cryptic that it has to be decoded

I wish I could enter the world of MapleStory by way of a virtual reality headset, ala Sword Art Online

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you get stuck in there in midget form for the rest of your life. and considering no one else is stuck in there, i don't expect it to be long.

i wish i could speed read.

[Simonorged]

@choco: yeah, last time they had something she made they all almost died.

Granted, now you only speak in pig-Latin

I wish I could obtain the new tech Items at a dollar a piece.

[Nichi]

Granted. It has the build quality of something you'd buy at a dollar store, so it breaks in about a day

I wish I had a personal airplane

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it is made of twigs and held together with scotch tape and bubble gum. your personal pilot is Big Ed.

i wish i would stay this age forever.

[Nichi]

Granted. You're now immortal, but unfortunately everyone you cared about has died 1,000 years ago
(This was nearly used as a dark twist ending to one of my stories years ago, BTW)

I wish I had muscles like Armstrong

[Chocofreak13]

<jk>

Granted. You bust through every shirt you try on.

I wish i could make a living with my creative persuits, including sewing yukata and making chainmail chastity belts for men.

[Nichi]

Granted, but somebody requests you produce huge basketball shorts for them; which throws off your system

I wish I has a Dalek costume

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it's so realistic that it shoots you in the face.

i wish i didn't get tired as easily.

[Nichi]

Granted. Enjoy being an insomniac

I wish I could bypass September entirely; waking up in October to cooler weather and all of my bills being paid off

[Chocofreak13]

Granted, but you spend the entire time in a coma with the song "Wake Me Up When September Ends" playing.

i wish i had a closet full of cool mod threads.

[Nichi]

Granted. They're in doll size, yet too big for your dollfies

I wish I had Wario's cap

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's the perfect size....for your future newborn.

i wish i was less dizzy.

[Nichi]

Granted. Now Chunky Kong is, making him hard to control (Good luck getting out of the ship now -w-; )

I wish I could cosplay as one of my MapleStory characters

[Chocofreak13]

granted. the costume is 4-5 sizes too small and you are arrested for exposure.

i wish i could plug my brain into a machine so i could make comics while i sleep.