Forum Games: Break a Wish

Simonorged · July 11, 2013, 02:35:33 PM

Granted, you get sucked in.

I wish there was a bridge I could use to get to a different dimension.

Chocofreak13 · July 11, 2013, 06:42:46 PM

granted, you end up getting sucked over to Alfheim by inadvertently finding the Bifrost. enjoy running from dead vikings.

i wish my TV remote had a lettered keypad where i could type in what i wanted to watch and it would play on screen (as in typing "Muromi-san" would bring up listings for the anime).

Nichi · July 11, 2013, 10:21:26 PM

Granted, but the autocorrect is broken and cannot be disabled
(Good luck finding SVU on when it thinks you want NTSF:SD:SUV)

I wish I was more like Kim Pine

Chocofreak13 · July 11, 2013, 11:18:04 PM

granted. you're now a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

i wish pine needle tea was a real thing.

Nichi · July 13, 2013, 01:23:47 PM

Granted. It tastes terrible, though

(Also, that is a surprisingly accurate description of me >w>; )

I wish I could find fuzzy slippers in my size

Chocofreak13 · July 14, 2013, 12:45:21 PM

granted. the insides are coated with the spikes from the floor of Tubba Blubba's castle.

i wish my dad was mute.

Nichi · July 14, 2013, 12:57:04 PM

Granted, but he gets a voice synthesizer to compensate; so now he sounds like a Dalek :\

I wish I could go swimming

Chocofreak13 · July 14, 2013, 01:01:55 PM

granted. it's just in toxic sludge.

i wish i could find a peaceful resolution to this situation with teddy (the cat).

Simonorged · July 17, 2013, 01:31:01 PM

granted, it dies.

I wish I could understand what animals are saying.

Chocofreak13 · July 18, 2013, 11:25:52 PM

(oh god that's horrible)

granted, they're all laughing at you.

i wish i had a moped (THAT COULD FLY).

Nichi · July 19, 2013, 01:42:15 AM

Granted. But, you can't fly in public; it'd be a mess for the Ministry of Magic </harry_potter>

I wish I knew how to play the drums

Simonorged · July 19, 2013, 07:14:05 AM

granted, you can't use your arms now.

I wish I could teleport to locations by thinking of them.

Nichi · July 19, 2013, 10:15:12 AM

Granted, but you run the risk of getting stuck in a wall

I wish I was Blue Toad

Chocofreak13 · July 19, 2013, 05:15:48 PM

granted, but given that it is sometimes hard to determine a toad's gender, you wind up gender neutral like GI Joe. enjoy life as a eunich! : D

i wish i was good enough to be a professional manga artist, and had a contract for my work.

Nichi · July 19, 2013, 05:35:16 PM

Granted. Your contract is with Kyubei

I wish I could kill a yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets