Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Justin]

Granted, you now have too much time and you go mad.

I wish I actually had a use for Windows Home Server.

[Kami-Tux]

Granted, but as soon as you want to set it up for the use, a Tux spears you *looks cuddly and innocent*

I wish my craptop would work faster.

[Justin]

Granted. You overclock it and it fries after about an hour.

I wish I could understand Japanese.

[Kami-Tux]

Granted, but you forget your native language and other ones, you might know.

I wish my craptop would work again.

[NejinOniwa]

It works...but it's EVEN SLOWER than before, and all it ever does is rickroll people over ipconfig.



...I wish to know how the HELL that would be done, by the way...

[Justin]

Granted, but it's a secret too horrible for humankind to bear. You take it to your grave. Now.

I wish my site didn't go down before I was able to finish reconfiguring everything.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, it now goes down just as you finish reconfiguring anything. However, you weren't able to save the settings and the last backup is from Last Thursday so yeah, you're even more screwed now.



I wish for Norwegian to stop sounding so damn silly.

[Justin]

Granted, but now your native language sounds silly instead.

I wish my PHP config allowed me to upload files bigger than 2MB.

(By the way, my last backup was yesterday)

[iDarbert]

Granted, but /i/ takes it over instantly and suddenly you have NO SITE AT ALL...

/i/ - Oekaki?

[NejinOniwa]

Never been to the other *chans, have you?

Well, let's just say. ED is not your friend, but it's damn right more friendly than /i/ ever was. THE I IS FOR INVASIONS, LULZ
In short, /i/ is the Raid board.

[iDarbert]

Never been to the other *chans, have you?

Well, let's just say. ED is not your friend, but it's damn right more friendly than /i/ ever was. THE I IS FOR INVASIONS, LULZ
In short, /i/ is the Raid board.

But 4chan in THE chan!
I know there's an /i/nvasion somewhere else, but I wanted to give a shot at lulz, guess I failed.

On my way of becoming an hero -->

Also

I wish my PHP config allowed me to upload files bigger than 2MB.

(By the way, my last backup was yesterday)

Granted. But they get garbled on their way to the server.
I wish to know what Max is thinking.
(Bonus points for getting the reference and answering correctly)

[icerain]

Grated, but he wants to kill you.

I wish I could live forever.

[Justin]

Granted, but it gets boring after awhile and you run out of things to do, so you stay home and become a couch potato.

I wish for someone to grant this wish.

[Kami-Tux]

granted, but your computer crashes before you can see that


I wish hat I was twice as smart as I am now.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, but Hat I is now your sworn arch-enemy. And you have no weapons.



I wish that I could connect my brain to the interwebs.