Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but you don't have any MP, and items to restore it are expensive

I wish I was a catgirl plushie

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but it's made out of thin paper.

I wish I was so damn philosophical.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you come off as pretentious so no one wants to talk to you.

i wish my skin wasn't this bad.

[SoldierSpence]

Granted, but your nose becomes very itchy.

I wish there was a better President then the one we have now...

[Nichi]

Granted. The next president is Cyborg Abe Lincoln; which sets the bar too high, so no president for the next 50 years will hold a candle

I wish I had a walk-in freezer at home

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you get locked in it and die.

i wish i could peel the rough sketches off the plot book for Ace's High and stick them to the bristol for the pages, the images showing up clean and finished when pasted on the bristol.

[Nichi]

Granted, but the blot book ends up destroyed in the process

I wish I was a monster...........coach

[Simonorged]

granted, you're a new car, with monster truck tires.

I wish a certain "scenario was different"

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I assume you know what I'm talking about

[Chocofreak13]

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no, i don't.

granted. it still goes badly.

i wish i could draw at the speed of sound.

[Simonorged]

granted, it's all mindless scribbles.

I wish when I thought something bad, it would automatically be taken out of my mind.

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the thing I shared

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you now have the cognitive ability of a lobotomy patient.

i wish i could hop between realities.

[SoldierSpence]

Granted, but the realties you hop to aren't ones you'd expect...  Plus things go horribly wrong.

I wish Geometry was not as complicated.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. everything is now 1d. thanks for destroying the plane of reality~

i wish i knew physics.

[Nichi]

Granted. You're now working at Black Mesa, in place of Gordon Freeman
(Hope you know how to fight off aliens with a crowbar ^^; ) </half_life>

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener >w>;;

[Chocofreak13]

granted. everyone is in love with you, resulting in a hell of a lot of stalking and potential harassment.

i wish i was well-versed in tonfa combat.