Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Simonorged]

granted, they all run away.
I wish I had a trustworthy life companion.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but THEY run away. (so there. >>; )

i wish i was a black hat hacker. -w-

[Simonorged]

granted, but your also the mad hatter.

I wish there was a way to actually hear the music I was thinking of and share it from my head.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it comes out 3 keys higher and 2 times faster, so everything sounds like squeaky crap. >>;

i wish i could use the wayback machine on my account on a site.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you forgot you changed your password since then, and you don't remember what your old password was :\

I wish I could help people with their problems

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you transform into MAGICAL LADY DEAR ABBY~~

i wish technology had advanced to a point where glitches were no longer a thing.

[Simonorged]

granted, now cheat codes don't work. They patched that up too, thanks.

I wish I could make things appear with just my mind.

[Chocofreak13]

(some games put in the cheat codes on purpose~~)

granted, but they're all illusions only you can see.

i wish i had Synergy's powers on my side.

[Simonorged]

granted, some what... i think...
Somehow you get turned into a Smeargle.

I wish I had long hair instead of thick hair.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, you are now the Elephant Man.

I wish I could cancel singers record labels (Frankly I can't stand Nicki Minaj)

[Nichi]

Granted, but you have no control over who; it's merely a big red button which will cancel any singer's record label at random

I wish I had healing powers

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you sick the life force out of others when you do it.

i wish, like in many video games, i could go around punching people and be paid for it.

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted, you become the best paid kung fu Mistress Hit monkey in creation

I wish I could destroy my restrain so I can actually attack the idiots..

[Nichi]

Granted, but you lose control and attack everyone

I wish I had some orange juice

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it's pure acid.

i wish 5 minutes of sleep was enough to leave me feeling refreshed. the rest would just be gravy.