Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, however you find that you cannot get back out of the computer you climbed into in search of sexy Vis-tan, and are soon captured by Dr. Norton as a suspected virus. He then proceeds to delete you from your toes up.

I wish I knew what game that was from and had the system it ran on.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, LOLOLOLOLOL WINDOZE. Your mind breaks. Roll a d20 for initiative...if you DARE!


I wish for SUDDENLY, SPORKS EVERYWHERE!

[Seamore]

Granted, but you suddenly realize when you see sporks walk, talk, play and realize that you have also become a spork.

I wish I have a cat robot with time machine.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, however it claws you from 10,000BC to 3001AD because it goes back and forth through time with each claw stroke.

I wish I had GLaDOS-tan to play with.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, FOR THE GOOD OF ALL OF US EXCEPT THE ONES WHO ARE DEAD. HELLO. HELLO? WHERE ARE YOU? THERE YOU ARE.
*blam*
WHERE ARE YOU?
AND WHEN YOU'RE DEAD I WILL BE STILL ALIVE.


I wish for...err...a gingerbread man. Who regenerates his gingerbread after I munch on his arms.

[Alex S]

Granted. He eats you alive while you sleep for revenge.

I wish that Clippit (the f***ing paperclip from MS Office) would be in real life, to annoy everyone else.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. However he does your job so much better than you, that you get fired.

I wish I had more of the vintage OS(-tans) for my museum computers.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, but for some odd reason they go viral, infest a floppy and infect all your computers. So now even your NEW comps have old OS'es, good going there.



I wish for broken noses dealt out at the markets.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. *sells you a baseball bat with a RFID tracking tag so the cops know whose it is*

I wish I had bought PORTAL sooner. *just got it tonight and is installing it now*

[Tsubashi]

oooh, what a delightfully original cynical concept. May I try? ^o^

*Granted*  but it cost more than you life savings causing you to take out a variable rate, sub-prime loan whose interest is more than you could possibly make, driving you to, in desparation, take hostage the US President causing mass pandemonium giving the Australia its' chance to invade and conquer

I wish time was measured with a Ten base. (ie ten hours per day, ten days per week, etc. )

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, however since you sleep 8 hours a day and work 5 days a week, you're shoved into MASSIVE PIME TARADOX and divide yourself by zero.


I wish I could freckin' PURIFY computers of filth.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. The first one to purify is your own brain, which is by definition a computer as well despite it's synaptic technology instead of silicon. It has become infected with malware, viruses, and general crap (like impure thoughts) over the years and must be reformatted.

I wish I had a Flux Capacitor

[Tsubashi]

*Granted* but it has the capacitance of 1×10^âˆ'19 Farads.

I wish my collocation server hadn't been destroyed

[Dos]

^okay you server move to new york and get rob by Al Gore
I wish for some blacken catfish
-Dos, Meow

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. Unfortunately your specimen is mutated and has grown legs and lungs. It eats you whole.



I wish for an universal remote control...to EVERYTHING.