Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Simonorged]

granted, the hot food scalds your insides.
and the cold food makes you throw up.

[LeaflameSD]

Ahem...

[Simonorged]

oh sorry,
I wish for a Lama

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it's a Drama Llama.

i wish i could roll a katamari.

[Simonorged]

granted, it taste terrible.

I wish I could troll Hazama

[Chocofreak13]

(um....you DO know what a katamari IS, right? it's not something you eat...)

granted, hazama trolls you right back.

i wish people instantly knew what i was talking about when i said it.

[Simonorged]

(f$*king troll, and no I just looked it up, boy do I feel dumb)
Granted, your thoughts and memories can now be freely read by any passerby.

I wish I had a sixth sense

[Nichi]

Granted. You now see dead people

I wish I had a cat snuggled next to me

[Simonorged]

(sweet)
granted, it's a Tiger, and your dead.

I wish I was shorter.

[Nichi]

Granted. You're now 4 feet tall

I wish I had a BFG

[Simonorged]

granted, it's only a replica though and doesn't do anything

I wish I had a computer with Mac, Windows and Linux OS's built in.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but when you get it the BIOS is corrupt

I wish I could play the guitar like Haruhi <

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you're not playing anything. just strumming random strings and annoying those around you.

i wish i could go to college for free.

[Simonorged]

granted, the teachers are illiterate and you end up having to teach yourself.

I wish there was a way I could go to the bottom of the ocean alive and return alive.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you can no longer survive on land. congrats on building Sealab 2021, though!

i wish that every song i listened to manipulated the world around me, warping it into its image.