Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it's hailing instead.

i wish they made a special wrap that when you put it over a part of your body, it fixes it (cleans/clears skin, whitens and repairs teeth, heals cuts, etc etc).

[Simonorged]

Granted, it's addictive. People then start hurting themselves in order to use it.

I wish I had a Mokena

[Chocofreak13]

granted. Mokona makes fun of you and then teleports back to his dimension.

i wish we could pull the fat off of ourselves like adipose and stick it to other things to get rid of it, such as trees.

[Simonorged]

Granted, it still hurts like a bitch.

I wish It was 4:00 p.m. est.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, you get into a timeloop being forever more between 4:00 P.M. Est. and 4:02 P.M. Est.

I wish there was an increase of excess power between my other self and me...

[Simonorged]

Granted, you explode.

I wish I could find my doppelganger and kill him.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but the doppelganger is actually a clone of you, ergo you kill yourself.

I wish the person below me would do a funny dance.

[Simonorged]

I wish I had a cheezburger

[Nichi]

Granted, but the Hamburgler steals it

I wish I had the brains to rule Lylat

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted, you're overthrown at the 3 minutes

I wish Simon stops granting my wishes with me exploding...

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You explode (this time it's me granting the wish). The end.


I wish for a blanket.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted it's an electric one that ends up burning 99.99% of your body with third degree burns

I wish not to be exploded no more

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. Every instance of you exploding has now been altered to instead have you kidnapped by aliens and replaced by a hamster, forced into slave labor at a condom factory for Aqshozhqbhhhhhhwulzians for 20 years, before finally dying of exhaustion in a back alley one day because you just can't take the smell of those damn things anymore.


I wish five random stars (not including the Sun or any of the Alpha Centauri ones) on the visible night sky just vanished, thrusting astronomers world wide into a panic.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. one of them is our nearest neighbor, causing a vague gravitational ripple that winds up fucking up our solar system. thanks a lot for making jupiter crash into us, dammit. >>;


i wish i had infinite drive space and unlimited torrenting ability.

[NejinOniwa]

(I actually specified NOT including any of the Alpha Centauri stars (there are 3 of them), and A-Cen IS our nearest neighbor. You broke your break!)

Granted. You have a hard drive with self-replicating abilities that makes more space on it as is needed, and your ISP randomly decides to plug you right into the mainline. However, the hard drive in question uses the SCSI-1 interface and has horrible latency, and sitting on the mainline has the unfortunate side effect that it's horribly easy for any script kiddy to hack your shit.

I wish for a pie...

...with PIE FLAVOR.