Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted.


i wish i would wake up and my plushies would be flesh-and-blood versions of their characters.

[Nichi]

Granted, but they leave on their various adventures (Joining Luffy in finding the Grand Line, etc.) :\

I wish I was a pony -w-

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, you're  this pony:

I wish I had every WWE DVD ever made

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You have them...stuffed into your mouth.


I wish I had the power to create peanuts.

[Simonorged]

Granted, you poop them, the entire plants.

I wish I knew all languages.

[Nichi]

Granted, but while you can read and write in every language in the history of the world, you can only speak in Pig Latin

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you're too awake to ever sleep again. you die in a few days.

i wish i had never gone to college. >>;

[Nichi]

Granted, but now you have to deal with everyone demanding you drop what you're doing and go now :\

I wish I could make any food I wanted appear instantly on my plate

[Chocofreak13]

(still better than this!)

granted, but it's poisoned.

i wish i could fix broken stuff with a wave of my hand.

[Nichi]

Granted, but then you break your wrist; making it hard to do that

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you don't have a shoulder now.

i wish that, like a dress-up doll, i could stick and unstick clothes to take them off, and i could cut pictures of clothes out of magazines to get new outfits. :3

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but as most Chinese dolls do, the clothes soon start to erode.

I wish I could eat a cactus.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you die from the trauma.

i wish i could time travel the way they did in Chrono Trigger.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you come out on the other side as a frog

I wish I had a real, working Pokéball

[Simonorged]

Granted, you accidentally get yourself caught in it.

I wish it wasn't snowing right now.