Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but your brain tricks you into thinking it's 5oclock ALL THE TIME.

i wish i had one of every videogame console known to man.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you don't have any games for them

I wish I had bacon

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it's nothing but fat.

i wish i could drink as much coke as i want without my teeth getting hurt.

[Simonorged]

granted, it's radio active

I wish I didn't eat so much at lunch

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it all falls out of you when you eat it, meaning you never get full.

i wish i was a mermaid.

[Nichi]

Granted. You have to listen to Under The Sea on a never-ending loop for the rest of your life; forever haunted by the Little Mermaid level of Kindgom Hearts

I wish I could ride on a dolphin

[Simonorged]

Granted, but the dolphin rides you first.

I wish I could go to Orlando Florida

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you get mugged by an out-of-work Mickey Mouse and humped by Shamu. prepare to be scarred for life.

i wish i could get into paid things for free. -w-

[Simonorged]

Granted, it's all drug smuggling.

I wish this damn headache would go away!

[Chocofreak13]

(i don't get it....)

granted, now it's in your stomach.

i wish the government wasn't so heavy-handed.

[Simonorged]

(you have to smuggle drugs in order to get in to things for free since your pay is tickets to everything for free, doesn't end well)
Granted, it doesn't exist.

I wish I knew what my future will be.

[Nichi]

Granted. You get to see your own funeral

I wish I had the ability to shoot fireballs out of my hands

[Simonorged]

Granted, your hands are now too charred to use for anything else

I wish i didn't feel any physical pain

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you can't feel ANYTHING anymore. enjoy the injuries without any of the fun in between.

i wish my tongue could never get burnt.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you still burn the roof of your mouth

I wish I had a girlfriend