Forum Games: Break a Wish

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, but your implants break, and you can't move because you weigh too much.



I wish for SUDDEN MOD INTERVENTION!

[Alex S]

Granted. You get banned.

I wish for a good movie version of either Pendragon or Artemis Fowl.

[guyveroz]

Granted but it's a limited edition direct to DVD so limited infact that they only make one and it's possessed by an insane fanatic who wants to keep it in mint condition and never opens it or shows it to anyone.

I wish someone makes an OS-tan anime.

[Alex S]

Granted. It's very good, but 4Kids gets the dubbing rights and turns it into crap. And the original Japanese episodes are never uploaded to Youtube.

I wish for OS-tans in the real world.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, they all turn into porn stars because Microsoft decides that Windows should be sold purely by it's sex appeal and not it's quality.

(I blame Vis-tan)

I wish I had XPMCE-tan sitting on my lap.

[Alex S]

Ummm, actually, I probably wouldn't mind that...

Granted. She crushes your legs.

I wish that I had a D-Wheel. Or, in America, it is known as a Duel Runner.

Why can't 4Kids leave things alone?

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, 4kids gets taken off the air entirely for poor ratings because people can't understand the Japanese voices without subtitles to translate, and the new shows put in that block are crappy soap operas.  

I wish I had XPMCE-tan on my lap, and she isn't so heavy as to crush my legs. (I've had heavier on them before, as in 300+ lb of bagged shelled corn, and they're fine. A real woman that size would only be between 170 and 200 lbs.)

[Alex S]

Well, you took one of my accidental 2-in-one wishes.

Granted. She pours acid in your mouth to 'freshen' your breath.

I wish that I were a Traveler.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You get eaten by the Traveling Monster as soon as you kick in your first door.



OOOOH, IIIIII WISH YOU COULD MEET MY GIRLFRIEND, MY GIRLFRIEND WHO LIVES IN CANADA!?

(ok, just couldn't resist. bonus points to anyone who gets it.)

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. *chains you to a huge stereo system that only plays AvenueQ songs, and ships you to some ugly girl who lives in Canada*

Incidentally, take good care of her she is my evil ex. She'd just as soon kill you as kiss you.

I wish the wind would stop howling and shaking the house so I could get some sleep.

[Alex S]

Granted. The wind instead pushes your house over.

I wish that we hadn't elected Barack Obama, in America.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You get elected and shot in his place.




I wish for snow and ice.

[Alex S]

Granted. You are teleported to Antarctica, whlie wearing shorts and a t-shirt.

I wish that I had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, however in the process of doing what you must because you can, you get killed.

For the good of all of us,
except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

And when the science gets done
then you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I wish I knew what that song was really from, all I know is that it is related to Portal and is the song Valve: Still Alive

[Alex S]

Granted. Your brain explodes because of too much knowledge.
Actually, that is part of the first verse. The song, Still Alive, is the end credits and is apparently a concluding report about Chell.

I wish that I could interact with the OS-tans.