Forum Games: Break a Wish

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but when it arrives in the mail it's a hologram.

I wish for unlimited unlimited unlimited orange juice.

[Nichi]

Granted, but then I steal your unlimited supply of orange juice for myself

I wish I could find one of the lost episodes of Doctor Who

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's all in spoken ancient egyptian, and thus un-understandable.

i wish this took less time.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but the rest of the stuff takes more time...

I wish I had a whole set of Magical swords (Sword of the Omens, Master Sword Tessaiga, tenseigsa, (s)Excalibur, Kusanagi)

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you get the Benizakura, which is cursed.

i wish i had a personal channel which i could set the lineup of (and was available on every cable provider and package).

[Simonorged]

granted but nobody watches it.

I wish I had the keyblades oathkeeper and olbivion

[Nichi]

Granted, but they're action figure sized
(He-Man has a Keyblade!)

I wish I had a replacement keyboard for my laptop

[Simonorged]

Granted, it's in Korean

I wish I could transfer thoughts to others but not read theirs.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you send the wrong thoughts to the wrong people; resulting in uncomfortable situations

I wish I could be a cat for a day :3

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but that day goes on forever.

i wish i could get my to-do list done with a snap of my finger.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but your fingers break

I wish I could forget all the annoying internet sites

[Nichi]

Granted, but you also forget your favorite sites as well

I wish someone would give me a box of chocolate

[alfonso_rd_30]

(that can't happen I have 1992 tabs open with my fave sites)

granted, it's dark, bitter chocolate

I Wish I could have every version of iParty

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's all made by apple and thus too expensive to afford.

i wish i had all the candy i wanted and it would never rot my teeth.

[Simonorged]

Granted but it all tastes like something you hate

I wish i could get more sleep.