Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it now stands for King of Fellatiors.

i wish i had a banquet meal.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but it's for other person and you get sued for everything you own

I wish it all...

[Nichi]

(@Kari: Granted, but it's freezer-burnt)

Granted, but nothing happens

I wish I had a rabbit :3

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you get the ones from monty python and they eat you alive.

i wish i could sleep, wake up rested, and resume what i was doing at exactly this time.

[Simonorged]

Granted but you are asleep for three years

I wish I could understand computer language as simple as understanding English.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you lose your ability to speak english and instead communicate through beeps and boops.

i wish every time i looked in the fridge the exact food i wanted was there.

[Nichi]

Granted, but the fridge is now combination locked

I wish I was a Dragonite

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you're owned by team rocket and forced to commit atrocities.

i wish i HAD a dragonite.

[Simonorged]

Granted but your hunted for your strenght

I wish I could shape shift.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you lose the ability to differentiate between "your" and "you're"

I wish I could button mash faster

[Chocofreak13]

(@simon: granted, but like the tardis, you get stuck in one form.)

Granted, but your thumbs fall off from the stress.

i wish i could find stronger shampoo.

[Simonorged]

Granted, but it makes your hair fall out.

I wish I was an Os-tan

@pent: that wouldn't be too bad.
@choco: DAMNIT, welp, better make this good.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you're ME-tan, in a perpetual freeze state.

i wish i could never run out of coca-cola.

[Simonorged]

(damn it, am I a least male?)

Granted but your sick of it in a week.

I wish the concept of words would get twisted over time.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but time doesn't move at all

I wish the world supn faster