Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. I put you inside a pokeball, one which is filled with mudkips. However I then get killed in a car accident, and nobody realizes you are in that pokeball and lets you out.

Thus you end up spending your life trapped in a pokeball with lots of mudkips.

I wish I had more pics of XPMCE-tan

[Alex S]

Granted, but the .zip file contains an internet-armageddon type virus.

I wish I had a sword...

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. I sword your eye and leave it there. You now have a sword. In your eye. Fancy, eh?



I wish I had a calculator that could divide by zero.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted. Get a Ti-89 Titanium. It divides by zero no problem, simply displaying infinity.

I wish I had my own aircraft.

[Alex S]

Granted, during its maiden voyage you inadvertently go back in time to 1920.

I wish I had some pizza...

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, but it was ordered for C.C and you must now join forces with Britannia and defeat the black knights, and do so before C.C eats it on you

I wish I had a Geass.

[Seamore]

Granted. But because of abusive use, your geass goes out control.

I wish I can stop time.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, but it is a geass and your time gets stopped as well- meaning excessive use would kill you.

I wish I had someone to love.

[NejinOniwa]

Gran- HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Screw you! You think you'd EVER? Stay in your closet, nobody wants you!


.../b/ sends its compliments -w-


I wish for...um...snow. Lots of it. Come on, give me your worst.

[Alex S]

Granted, but it snows in the summer and you get buried by freak 30 ft. drifts and die.

I wish that I had Portal.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, but because you're still alive you find that your need to keep living gives you absolutely no time to ever play it, and by the time you finally get that chance you're dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

And when the science gets done
Then you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive


I wish I was a Windows Operating System -tan.

[Seamore]

Granted, but then you meet Virus-Tan, infected and have to be treated by no other than the Dr Norton (AKA Ero Jiji).

I wish a Big Black Forest Cake.

[Alex S]

Granted. It crushes you.

I wish that I had gold. Lots of gold.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You have a huge pile of gold, but it's inside a cave with a raging dragon, and YOU have no weapons whatsoever, nor any exit. Good luck, mate.


I wish for MOAR FOOD.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, however it tastes like sand and is most likely nothing more than pure concentrated nutrients.

I wish I was a cyborg.