Forum Games: Break a Wish

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted, but Rob Liefeld becomes immortal. Enjoy badly drawn artwork in comics

I wish I could pull off trap mode so convincingly that even mom wouldn't recognize me

Granted but Because of that You become a homeless (No Money, no Id no nothing...) and you pull it off SO well that no one, not even you, recognizes you any more, throwing you into a crippling identity crisis. enjoy therapy~~

I wish I could trade the Immortal Liefeld with an Immortal Sergio Aragonez

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but mad magazine fails and no one else will hire him. so HE becomes homeless.

i wish i could sense when people had posted on OSC, and reply psychically (without typing) instantly.

(@pent: you asked me to write a response, so "Granted. you pull it off SO well that no one, not even you, recognizes you anymore, throwing you into a crippling identity crisis. enjoy therapy~~")

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted But it is the only higher Function your brain can do now

I wish The guy writtng Spider-Man was hired to Script the new MLP Series

[Chocofreak13]

granted. suddenly everything pony is superheros and the fanbase falls apart.

i wish i could bring all the insanely hard-to-make creative ideas (animations, etc) to life just by thinking about them.

[Nichi]

Granted, but they're encoded in an obscure video format that can only be played on a Sega Saturn

I wish I could have longer hair

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but it gets tangled so easily that it turns into one giant rat's nest and thus still looks short.

i wish something dirty would happen cause this is page 69.

[Nichi]

Granted, but ME-tan prevents me from doing [censored]


I wish my room had a cat door

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but onlhy real pussies come from it (ie floozies)

I wish Today was a World observed Holliday

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it is a day of mourning.

i wish puppy bowl was more than once a year.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it results in SVU coming on less often

I wish they'd finally finish this season of Warehouse 13

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but production is crammed into 2 weeks resulting in it being mostly "Scene Missing" cards and poorly done crayola animation.

i wish we had unlimited chips and dip.

[Nichi]

Granted, but the dip becomes way too spicy

I wish I was a penguin, dood

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but any time something touches you, you explode.

i wish i could get this done faster.

[alfonso_rd_30]

gfanted but it's all you ever done...

I wish today's mourning day is because Walt disney's back

[Chocofreak13]

granted. he broadcasts that bleeding video i shared on every network all day, until he returns to the dead. but not before giving me a hug and signing a few autographs.

i wish i could psychically remove all the shedded fur from this cat.