Forum Games: Break a Wish

Justin · June 24, 2008, 01:43:39 PM

The point of this game is to make a wish, then the person below you grants it, but corrupts it in the process. Then you make a wish, and the person below grants it badly and makes his/her own wish. And so on.
Example:

QuoteI wish for $1 million.

QuoteGranted, but it's in Monopoly money.
I wish for 2 brains.

QuoteGranted, but it fills up your head and you explode.
I wish for some sleep.

End example.

Anyway, I wish for Firefox 4 to be released tomorrow.

NejinOniwa · June 24, 2008, 02:34:12 PM

(New forum games? New, AWESOME forum games? New, AWESOME forum games with Massive Lulz Guaranty?
The King of Games is pleased. Z'approval'd.)

Granted, but it's actually just a reskin of the latest Internet Explorer 8 beta.

Added after 45 seconds:

I wish to be a Moderator on 4Chan.

iDarbert · June 24, 2008, 02:59:37 PM

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"(New forum games? New, AWESOME forum games? New, AWESOME forum games with Massive Lulz Guaranty?
The King of Games is pleased. Z'approval'd.)

Granted, but it's actually just a reskin of the latest Internet Explorer 8 beta.

Added after 45 seconds:

I wish to be a Moderator on 4Chan.

But you would be mistaken for a tripfag because of some weird futaba glitch.
I wish they put women in Team Fortress 2.

NejinOniwa · June 24, 2008, 03:07:11 PM

(you forgot your "Granted"! THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!!)

Granted. The new class is called The Miner, who lays traps...you can guess the rest. -w-

I wish for Haruhi Season 2 to start airing...this thursday.

iDarbert · June 24, 2008, 03:11:25 PM

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"(you forgot your "Granted"! THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!!)

Granted. The new class is called The Miner, who lays traps...you can guess the rest. -w-

I wish for Haruhi Season 2 to start airing...this thursday.

Granted. Because of the short deadline it will feature static frames 80% and a "reading it for the first time dub".
I wish for a spin-off from Eternal Sonata featuring Viola.

NejinOniwa · June 24, 2008, 04:25:03 PM

Granted, but the game is for the 3DO. And it doesn't work because of DRM.

I wish for an online vacuum cleaner.

iDarbert · June 24, 2008, 05:35:54 PM

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"Granted, but the game is for the 3DO. And it doesn't work because of DRM.

I wish for an online vacuum cleaner.

Granted. But it doesn't suck, literally.
I wish for Duke Nukem Forever to be delayed a few more years.

NejinOniwa · June 24, 2008, 05:46:48 PM

Granted, but a prequel called Duke Nukem: Dead End is being released Next Thursday.

I wish for Geass.

NekOSaka · June 25, 2008, 05:45:15 PM

Granted, you get a fine, new Code Geass box set.

I wish I could fly.

Justin · June 25, 2008, 06:00:23 PM

Granted, but you are so happy with your wish you commit suicide.

I wish my site would instantly transfer to my new host.

NejinOniwa · June 25, 2008, 07:20:43 PM

Granted, but /i/ takes it over instantly and suddenly you have NO SITE AT ALL...

I wish for a complimentary loli and bottle of soda.

icerain · June 25, 2008, 08:51:27 PM

Granted, but the soda is poisoned.

I wish that I could have a chocolate sandwich that is mine, not poisoned, is invisible to anybody else, and not making me heavier.

Justin · June 25, 2008, 10:13:03 PM

Granted, but it's on pumpernickel bread. Eww!

I wish for a good wish idea.

NejinOniwa · June 26, 2008, 06:23:02 AM

Granted, but it's a bad idea to write it out...

I wish for a personal army...of catgirls.

Kami-Tux · June 26, 2008, 06:36:55 AM

Granted, but they have the intelligence and character of cats and you know what they say about herding cats...

I wish that I would no longer need to sleep without it affecting my health negatively and without me feeling tired anymore.