Why?

Simonorged · January 24, 2013, 01:30:02 PM

They tried to steal their stash of Twinkies because the factory closed down

Chocofreak13 · January 24, 2013, 07:11:50 PM

the factory closed down because there wasn't enough demand.

Nichi · January 24, 2013, 07:22:30 PM

There wasn't enough demand because people realized they were overrated

alfonso_rd_30 · January 24, 2013, 07:52:25 PM

They realized they were over Rated because the Recepie belonged to this Moron, disgracing the good standship of the People of SLP

Chocofreak13 · January 24, 2013, 09:23:48 PM

the recipe belonged to that moron because his daddy bought it for him.

Simonorged · January 25, 2013, 07:45:43 AM

His daddy bought it for him because he didn't know how to cook.

Nichi · January 25, 2013, 08:30:35 AM

He didn't know how to cook because he didn't have a stove

Simonorged · January 25, 2013, 08:52:25 AM

He didn't have a stove because Achmid the Dead Terrorist blew it up.

Nichi · January 25, 2013, 09:13:40 AM

Achmid the Dead Terrorist blew it up because explosions are cool

Simonorged · January 25, 2013, 09:18:12 AM

Explosions are cool because of Mythbusters are cool.

Nichi · January 25, 2013, 09:52:19 AM

Mythbusters made explosions cool because they mixed it with science

Simonorged · January 25, 2013, 09:53:55 AM

They mixed it with Science because if they didn't they would get in trouble.

Chocofreak13 · January 25, 2013, 12:00:01 PM

they'd get in trouble because there are laws against vandalism.

Simonorged · January 25, 2013, 12:10:18 PM

There are law against vandalism because of threats to paint the white house pink

Nichi · January 25, 2013, 02:24:02 PM

There were threats to pain the white house pink because the Barbie Mafia was rising in power