Why?

[Nichi]

They don't know any better because they're secretly aliens

[Chocofreak13]

they're secretly aliens because people can't come up with another word for what they are.

[Nichi]

People can't come up with another word for what they are because they can't figure out how to pronounce Kwyjibo

[Chocofreak13]

they can't figure out how to pronunce kwyjibo because they have no experience with foriegn languages.

[Nichi]

They have no experience with foreign languages because they grew up in the backwoods

[Chocofreak13]

they grew up in the backwoods because they were born in creole country.

[Nichi]

They were born in creole country because the dungeon master was pissed off at them

[Chocofreak13]

the dungeon master was pissed off at them because everything pisses her off.

[Nichi]

Everything pisses her off because one of the players loves to needlessly complicate things

[Chocofreak13]

one of the players needlessly complicates things because the other players can't hold their own enough to keep him in line.

[Nichi]

The other players can't hold their own enough to keep him in line because they use jump ropes and briefcases as weapons
Jump ropes are cool -w-

[Chocofreak13]

they use jumpropes and briefcases as weapons because they're ill-equipped for battle.

[Nichi]

They're ill-equipped for battle because they left their bazookas at home
Much like Toad -w-

[Chocofreak13]

they left their bazookas at home because they were too heavy.

[Nichi]

They were too heavy because they bought them from Heavy Weapons Guy