Why?

[Nichi]

They were raised in a casino because it was cheaper than daycare

[Chocofreak13]

it was cheaper than daycare because they lived in tokyo.

[Nichi]

They lived in Tokyo because they were oblivious to Godzilla

[Chocofreak13]

they were oblivious to godzilla because they were hard of hearing and sight.

[Nichi]

They were hard of hearing and sight because they were exposed to bad science

[Chocofreak13]

they were exposed to bad science because they lived on the bikini atoll in the 40's and 50's.

[Nichi]

They lived on the bikini atoll in the '40s and '50s because they couldn't move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel Air

[Chocofreak13]

they couldn't move in with their auntie and uncle in bel air because their house was already full.

[Nichi]

Their house was already full because they were throwing an epic party

[Chocofreak13]

they were throwing an epic party because it was bel air, duh.

[Nichi]

It was Bel Air, duh, because it wasn't Albuquerque

[Chocofreak13]

it wasn't albuquerque because they lived nowhere near the desert.

[Nichi]

They lived nowhere neat the desert because they didn't have a horse with no name

[Chocofreak13]

they didn't have a horse with no name because they cared enough about their horses to name them.

[Nichi]

They cared enough about their horses to name them because riding around on a horse named "Epona" is awesome -w-