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Started by icerain, May 23, 2008, 08:50:23 PM

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Nichi

He graduated college at the age of 3 because he's a prodigy

Chocofreak13

he's a prodigy because he has good genes.
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Nichi

He had good genes because his mother was a designer
Say it out loud. Fail xD

Chocofreak13

His mother was a designer because SHE had good jeans. -w-
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Nichi

She had good jeans because she had access to the best materials

Chocofreak13

she had access to the best materials because she was rich.
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Nichi

She was rich because she ran a successful clothing store

Chocofreak13

She ran a successful clothing store because she inherited it.
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Nichi

She inherited it because her grandmother wanted to retire

Chocofreak13

Her grandmother wanted to retire because she was lazy.
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Nichi

She was lazy because the couch was really comfortable

Chocofreak13

The couch was really comfortable because it was coated in fleece.
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Nichi

It was coated in fleece because it was custom-ordered

Cockleshell

It was custom ordered because AMERICA IS A FAT COUNTRY
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Nichi

America is a fat country because McDonald's is trying to take over the world