Why?

[Chocofreak13]

their taste buds are messed up because they were mutated in the blast fall.

[Nichi]

They where mutated in the blast fall because their bodies where not ready for a blast of pure science

[Chocofreak13]

Their bodies were not ready for a blast of pure science because they didn't come from the Homolust Challenge Generator.

[Nichi]

They didn't come from the Homolust Challenge Generator because they came from a long-lost Instant D&D Campaign Generator

[Chocofreak13]

They came from a long-lost D&D campaign generator because they're from the 90's.

[Nichi]

They're from the '90s because the '90s where da bomb

[Chocofreak13]

the 90's were da bomb because da bomb hadn't been dropped.

[Nichi]

Da bomb hadn't been dropped because Kamina disarmed it

[Chocofreak13]

Kamina disarmed it because he was looking out for bros over hoes.

[Nichi]

He was looking out for bros over hoes because he wasn't a gardener
(Thus, hoes where of no interest to him -w-)

[Chocofreak13]

He wasn't a gardener because he has a black thumb.

[Nichi]

He had a black thumb because he worked in the oilfield

[Chocofreak13]

He worked in the oilfield because there were no other jobs.

[Nichi]

There were no other jobs because he was overqualified for them

[Chocofreak13]

he was overqualified for them because he graduated from college at the age of 3.