Why?

Chocofreak13 · May 22, 2012, 08:57:23 PM

everything is cheaper than magic because it's made from PURE HOGWARTS REJECTS.

Nichi · May 22, 2012, 11:42:48 PM

It's made from pure Hogwarts rejects because they are easy to obtain

Chocofreak13 · May 22, 2012, 11:51:49 PM

they are easy to obtain because they have nowhere else to go.

Nichi · May 23, 2012, 09:20:41 AM

They have nowhere else to go because they're not welcome at the Star Trek convention

Chocofreak13 · May 23, 2012, 12:05:11 PM

They're not welcome at the Star Trek convention because they keep cosplaying as Spaceballs.

Nichi · May 23, 2012, 02:21:35 PM

They keep cosplaying as Spaceballs because it's their favorite movie

Chocofreak13 · May 23, 2012, 11:32:41 PM

it's their favourite movie because they haven't seen anything else.

Nichi · May 24, 2012, 09:36:13 AM

They haven't seen anything else because their local theater only plays 2 movies

Chocofreak13 · May 24, 2012, 05:16:36 PM

their local theater only plays 2 movies because the owner is stubborn.

Nichi · May 24, 2012, 06:42:40 PM

The owner is stubborn because he feels the money is better spent elsewhere

Chocofreak13 · May 24, 2012, 08:55:41 PM

he feels the money is better spent elsewhere because he's Ebenezer Scrooge.

Nichi · May 24, 2012, 10:20:12 PM

He's Ebenezer Scrooge because he isn't Scrooge McDuck

Chocofreak13 · May 24, 2012, 10:21:14 PM

He isn't Scrooge McDuck because he's human.

Nichi · May 24, 2012, 10:42:32 PM

He's human because he wasn't lucky enough to be born a cat

Chocofreak13 · May 25, 2012, 10:48:41 AM

He wasn't lucky enough to be born a cat because karma prevented it.