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Cockleshell

#465
May 22, 2012, 09:47:40 AM
She doesn't like taco bell because she isn't a stoner
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#466
May 22, 2012, 09:52:37 AM
She isn't a stoner because mountain trolls are an endangered species
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Nichi

#467
May 22, 2012, 10:00:07 AM
Mountain trolls are an endangered species because Taco Bell is destroying their homes

Cockleshell

#468
May 22, 2012, 10:27:24 AM
Taco bell is destroying their homes so they can harvest mountain troll manure
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#469
May 22, 2012, 02:25:10 PM
They harvest mountain troll nature because they're trying to DOMESTICATE THEM FOR TROLL-TACOS.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Chocofreak13

#470
May 22, 2012, 02:26:38 PM
they're trying to domesticate them for troll-tacos because they're trying to appeal to a regional market with exotic food.
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Nichi

#471
May 22, 2012, 02:51:17 PM
They're trying to appeal to a regional market with exotic food because they're hosting an international martial arts tournament

Cockleshell

#472
May 22, 2012, 02:59:08 PM
they're hosting an international martial arts tournament because they need the publicity
edit: :O 1200 posts
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Chocofreak13

#473
May 22, 2012, 03:13:59 PM
(congrats!)

They need the publicity because their company is about to go under.
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Cockleshell

#474
May 22, 2012, 03:20:19 PM
because they're taco bell and they freaking suck, also their staff is monkeys
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Chocofreak13

#475
May 22, 2012, 03:20:54 PM
their staff is monkeys because they can't afford slave labour.
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Nichi

#476
May 22, 2012, 03:33:12 PM
They can't afford slave labour because they blow their money on coffee

Cockleshell

#477
May 22, 2012, 05:06:55 PM
They blow their money on coffee because they're addicted to crack
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Nichi

#478
May 22, 2012, 06:48:51 PM
They're addicted to crack because it's cheaper than Magic: The Gathering

Cockleshell

#479
May 22, 2012, 07:13:16 PM
crack is cheaper than M:TG because, heck, what's not
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.
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