Why?

Nichi · May 14, 2012, 08:36:19 AM

He's Leroy Jenkins because he isn't Mr. T

Chocofreak13 · May 14, 2012, 08:43:58 PM

he isn't mr. t because mr. t was miles away at the time.

Nichi · May 15, 2012, 09:40:17 AM

Mr. T was miles away at the time because he was climbing Mt. Fuji

Chocofreak13 · May 15, 2012, 12:19:13 PM

he was climbing mt. fuji because he was filming a japanese energy drink commercial.

Nichi · May 15, 2012, 03:34:09 PM

He was filming a Japanese energy drink commercial because he couldn't be in the Morning Rescue commercials

Chocofreak13 · May 15, 2012, 04:59:04 PM

He couldn't be in the morning rescue commercials because they were booked solid.

Nichi · May 15, 2012, 08:01:21 PM

They where booked solid because everybody wanted to be in their ads

Chocofreak13 · May 15, 2012, 08:43:07 PM

Everybody wanted to be in their ads because Madoka Magica made it so popular.

Nichi · May 16, 2012, 11:37:41 AM

Madoka Magica made it so popular because Ben-To was promoting the Sega Saturn

Chocofreak13 · May 16, 2012, 01:05:15 PM

Ben-to was promoting the Sega Saturn because of a sweet endorsement deal.

Nichi · May 16, 2012, 03:06:47 PM

...a sweet endorsement deal because they wanted to play the new Sonic the Hedgehog game

Chocofreak13 · May 16, 2012, 09:03:46 PM

they wanted to play the new sonic game because they were addicted to the series.

Nichi · May 17, 2012, 09:14:23 AM

They were addicted to the series because they liked it more than Mario

Chocofreak13 · May 18, 2012, 01:58:19 PM

they liked it more than mario because mario dissapointed them constantly.

Nichi · May 18, 2012, 03:26:44 PM

Mario disappointed them constantly because he wasn't the fastest thing alive