Why?

[Chocofreak13]

She was extremely opinionated about television because she thought it attacked people in their sleep.

[Nichi]

She though it attacked people in their sleep because she found her TV lying on the floor the next morning

[Chocofreak13]

She found her tv lying on the floor the next morning because the cat knocked it off the table.

[Nichi]

The cat knocked it off the table because it was in the way of it's food bowl

[Chocofreak13]

It was in the way of its food bowl because they had very little space.

[Nichi]

They had very little space because they lived in a shack

[Chocofreak13]

They lived in a shack because they inherited it from her grandfather, who was a hippie.

[Nichi]

They inherited it from her grandmother because she was keeping the van for herself

[Chocofreak13]

she was keeping it for herself because she was selfish.

[Nichi]

She was selfish because she was born that way

[Chocofreak13]

She was born that way because her birth was part of an ancient dark ritual.

[Nichi]

Her birth was part of an ancient dart ritual because they wanted to keep the ghost Digimon away

[Chocofreak13]

They wanted to keep the ghost digimon away because they were in cahoots with the ghostbusters.

[Nichi]

They were in cahoots with the Ghostbusters because they where promised a free case of Hi-C Ecto Cooler

[Chocofreak13]

They were promised a free case of hi-c ecto cooler because they saw the commercial on tv.