Why?

[svx]

There were no bars in the area because the last wave of zombies overran the village and forced all the bartenders and townsfolk to take up defensive positions within the local casino.

[NejinOniwa]

The last wave of zombies overran the village because They Ran Out Of Ammo.

[Nichi]

They Ran Out Of Ammo because they really wanted that ink ribbon so they could use a typewriter

[Chocofreak13]

They wanted the ink ribbon for the type writer because they were OLD SKOOL.

[Nichi]

They where OLD SKOOL because they where into steampunk

[Chocofreak13]

They were into steampunk because steam was the only power they could harness.

[Nichi]

Steam was the only power they could harness because they lived in Steam City
Urge to post link to Steam Detectives theme song...rising...

[Chocofreak13]

They lived in Steam City because Ray Steam was the Mayor.

(high school anime club and me just finished watching steam boy a few days ago)

[Nichi]

Ray Steam was the Mayor because he had a really nice suit

[Chocofreak13]

He had a really nice suit because he was married to the heiress of a large foundation.

[Nichi]

He was married to the heiress of a large foundation because she bribed him with free paperclips

[Chocofreak13]

She bribed him with free paperclips because she couldn't get anyone else.

[Nichi]

She couldn't get anyone else because they where too busy playing extreme hopscotch

To the extreme! *air guitar*

[Alex_Reetz]

um.... what the fu-- is going on here?

[Chocofreak13]

(don't ask, just go with it.)

They were too busy playing extreme hopscotch because it was the only sports team they could get on to.