Why?

Nichi · May 22, 2011, 06:46:29 PM

They're a rare Pokémon because an evil gang of Rattatas and Bidoofs forced them into hiding

Chocofreak13 · May 22, 2011, 06:47:46 PM

The Rattatas and Bidoofs forced them into hiding because. they're. EVERYWHERE.

Nichi · May 22, 2011, 06:57:05 PM

They're everywhere because they developed a cloning machine

Chocofreak13 · May 22, 2011, 08:28:33 PM

They developed a cloning machine because the flesh wasn't doing it anymore.

Nichi · May 22, 2011, 08:50:10 PM

The Flesh wasn't doing it anymore because he was too busy playing the role of himself on "Action League Now!"
Cookie for anybody who remembers that show

Chocofreak13 · May 24, 2011, 03:52:28 PM

(i watched about 6-7 episodes of that overnight during a final)

He was too busy playing himself on "Action League Now!" because his stunt double was sick.

Nichi · May 24, 2011, 04:27:47 PM

His stunt double was sick because the insanely spicy chili he had for lunch didn't agree with him

(I remember watching that show as a kid, along with Invader Zim)

Chocofreak13 · May 24, 2011, 04:39:43 PM

The insanely spicy chili he had for lunch didn't agree with him because he doesn't like spicy food.

Nichi · May 24, 2011, 05:32:57 PM

He doesn't like spicy food because spicy food killed his father

Chocofreak13 · May 24, 2011, 05:55:46 PM

Spicy food killed his father because of a gang rivalry.

Nichi · May 24, 2011, 06:49:31 PM

There was a gang rivalry because there was a Panic at the Chocolate Disco

Chocofreak13 · May 24, 2011, 08:02:05 PM

There was a Panic at the Chocolate Disco because Hansel and Gretel showed up.

Nichi · May 24, 2011, 08:23:51 PM

Hansel and Gretel showed up because they heard that there would be gingerbread cookies

Chocofreak13 · May 24, 2011, 08:47:05 PM

They heard there would be gingerbread cookies because The Muffin Man put out a rumor.

Nichi · May 24, 2011, 08:49:16 PM

The Muffin Man put out a rumor because he was trying to lure people to come see Tommy Wiseau's The Room