Why?

Chocofreak13 · May 20, 2011, 10:17:22 PM

Decorative vegetables never caught on because they rot.

Nichi · May 20, 2011, 10:18:44 PM

They rot because they can't hold up to wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff

Chocofreak13 · May 20, 2011, 10:23:24 PM

They can't hole up to wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff because their molecular structure isn't strong enough.

Nichi · May 20, 2011, 10:31:00 PM

Their molecular structure isn't strong enough because they aren't blue

Chocofreak13 · May 20, 2011, 10:34:04 PM

They aren't blue because they weren't flowers.

Nichi · May 21, 2011, 06:18:01 AM

They weren't flowers because they didn't roll a 20 when deciding their character class

NejinOniwa · May 21, 2011, 10:14:13 AM

They didn't roll 20's when deciding character classes because they were using D10's.

Nichi · May 21, 2011, 11:00:43 AM

They where using d10's because they where too cheap to buy a d20

Chocofreak13 · May 21, 2011, 11:40:37 PM

they were too cheap to buy a d20 because all the d20s in stock that day were gold-plated.

Nichi · May 22, 2011, 08:34:03 AM

All the d20s in stock that day where gold-plated because an alchemist did it

Chocofreak13 · May 22, 2011, 03:19:00 PM

an alchemist did it because no one but the elric brothers were available.

Nichi · May 22, 2011, 03:46:40 PM

No one but the Elric brothers where avaliable because they where trying to find the Philosopher's d20

Chocofreak13 · May 22, 2011, 04:48:08 PM

They were trying to find the Philosopher's D20 because they were trying to save there mom (by turning her from a chimera into a nerd).

Nichi · May 22, 2011, 05:16:58 PM

They where trying to save their mom by turning her into a nerd because nerdy girls are cool

Chocofreak13 · May 22, 2011, 06:01:29 PM

Nerdy girls are cool because they're a rare pokemon.